Doing this in terms of real life friends because I'm not writing to my mom or internet peeps. :>

I'll send it to my friend tomorrow . . . ehehe.

Dear Bobby,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain, but China and you are going to be dating. I realized this when you were invading Austria with Austria. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Poland is allergic to your earlobes.

Please don't hurt me,

Amanda

P.S. - England will never love you.

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~Base of the letter~

Dear -last person to speak to you- ,

This is sort of difficult for me to explain but 1________ 2________. I realized this when you were 3______  with 4_________. I'm sure you're 5__________ enough to understand that 6_______ 7___________

8_________
Your name here

P.S. - 9_______ 10______

Ok, now that you've looked over the base of the letter, answer these questions and put the answers in the blanks with the corresponding numbers in the letter base.

Post what your letter looks like and let the crack begin!!

1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - America
Red - England
White - China
Black - Lithuania
Green- Japan
Grey - Greece
Yellow - Turkey
Pink - Sweden
Brown - Poland
Purple - Iceland
No shirt - France
Other - Russia

2) Which is your birth month?
January - and you are getting married
February - fell into a ditch
March - is in love with you
April - is out to get you
May - likes your mom
June - and you are related
July - has a secret obsession over Brad Pitt
August - is really a unicorn
September - loves sniffing sharpies
October - and you are going to be dating
November - is really a leprechaun
December - has frozen to death

3) Which food do you prefer?
Pasta - invading Austria
Burritos - kicking puppies
Ramen - assassinating George Bush
Salad - getting your nails done
Tacos - learning to fly
Candy/chocolate - dancing like mentally challenged squirrels

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Sealand
Red - Finland
Black - Russia
Blue - Latvia
Purple - America
White - Austria
Grey - France
Brown - China
Orange - Korea
Pink - Japan
Barefoot - Rome
Other - Hungary

5) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Gossip Girl - Middle-class
Annat - Shamed

6)What's the color of your underwear?
Black - Cuba
White - Russia
Grey - Lithuania
Brown - Denmark
Purple - Poland
Red - Sweden
Blue - America
Yellow - England
Orange - France
Pink - Canada
Other/Animal Print - China

7)Your mood right now?
Happy - is about to set your house on fire
Sad - is going to stop at nothing to kill your pet llama
Bored - is planning his revenge on you
Angry - hates your strange cucumber fetish
Depressed - is going to eat your cookies
Excited - is secretly an F.B.I agent
Nervous - snuck cocaine into your backpack this morning
Worried - is in love with your pet goat
Apathetic - believes he can fly
Silly - is allergic to your earlobes
Other - loves Hello Kitty

8)Which country would you want to vacation at?
England - Go drown yourself
America - Best of luck with the sex-change
France - Love you always
Spain - Somewhere over the rainbow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
China - I hate your face
Japan - Go milk a cow
Germany - Please don't hurt me
Italy - Pasta with love

9)What is your hair color?
Brown - France
Black - Poland
Blonde - England
White/Grey - Russia
Bald - Rome
Red/Orange - China
Other/Dyed - America

10)What is your eye color?
Green- thinks you need serious mental help
Blue- will never love you
Brown- is out to get you
Black- stole all the food in your fridge
Hazel- is tied up in my closet
Other- hates you